Dear House Divided,
My new neighbor has MAGA signs all over their front yard. He left them up after the election last November and even put more up since. He knows that I am a registered Democrat and that I abhor Trump. Every time that I’m out working in my yard, he comes out and waves hello. What an arrogant jerk. I’ve lived here my whole life and don’t want to have to move. Why can’t he see that Trump is a Fascist?
Beside Myself in Middlefield, CT
Dear Yourself,
Help me out here. What exactly is a Fascist?
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Dear House Divided,
My father is a closed-minded caveman. I am 14 years old now and he still thinks that he can boss me around and keep me from hanging out with my friends. He never lets me have any fun, always nagging at me about my homework and mowing the grass. He even forbade me to hang out with our 22 year-old neighbor, who is home all day… How can I convince him that he’s being unreasonable?
Prisoner in my own home, Mechanicsville, PA
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Dear Inmate,
Sounds rough. Have you thought about getting your own place?
That’s it?
Run away from home?
What kind of advice is that, you loser?
Don’t you know that in 2025, kids can make decisions to cut their genitals off or post provocative videos to social media?
His caveman father should shut his pie-hole.
This is CT, cavemen went extinct 50 years ago.
I was just thinking about he good old days with my caveman. Now, there was a man. Never gambled or smoked pot, but would go clubbing every Saturday. Made a great stone soup. What a guy! Be glad you’ve got a real dad, kid. and not some cartoon with gender dysphoria.